New Member's "Hello" thread, let us know who you are and what you like

[louisme]

I go by Tim, I am a straight male and love to fist and be fisted by females.  I am married and my wife does not play at all, so all of my toy playing are behind closed doors, when she's not around.   I do have an interesting story that happened to me  2 days ago and was extremely embarrassed... as I checked in to a  emergency room with a 9.5" X 2.25 rubber dildo stuck deep inside... you see, the rope that came with it torn off from the bottom of the dildo and here I was scared to death by myself and trying to be cool in the Emergency room.  10 hours later they were able to remove it.  I'm going back to the Hospital tomorrow to get the Xrays and report.  By the way, my wife was the one who the doctor handed the toy to after the extraction.  She was, I'm sure, more embarrassed than me.

I'm very much into fisting with girls, give and take (prior to 12 years of marriage).  I can take double fisting just as much as I can dish it out..  I'm not into S&M.  I crave and can't stop.
I love to laugh and have fun.

[raceorfly]

Welcome all. Tim, sorry to hear of your bad fortune. I'm sure things were a little hard to explain to the wife.

[drippingopensluthole]

I had something almost as revealing happen yesterday and today Tim, but it was in the house and my wife didn't put two and two together.  A spare cucumber in my car to get it to room temperature was one, the other was a bit too intimate to share here.  Anyway, welcome and let me be the first to karma you for opening us to your story.

[MrsWolfy]

the other was a bit too intimate to share here

is that even possable?

that statement just makes me (and probably others) want to know even more

[AllboutAnal]

Yep, I'll be the second to ask...

[Size Matters]

GEEZ! Tim, that musta bin freakin' TUFF! Ya can't Bullshit yur way outta that one! Oh well, what the hell, don't worry!

Welcome to the Forum! We'll take care of YOU! Here's some more karma + ta get ya goin'

Cheers

[drippingopensluthole]

Alright - when using dildos, bottles or self-fisting it is always a good idea to keep something handy in case that clean ass isn't as clean as you thought it was agreed?  My wife found a piece of toilet paper hiding in a spare room that i must have missed on pack up.  God knows how old it was.  The room is near the toilet so I didn't deny responsibility but just said I couldn't remember, couldn't imagine why and maybe it came from our young son.  Basically a twenty second shrug and a quick change of subjects.  Anyway, ummm......enough about me.

Welcome any newcomers. 

[kuikahi2003]

Hello everyone.

Just recently joined, and I just have to say I'm so happy to find a site like this. Where you can meet other people with such a specific interest.  Ive never met anyone personally who has been into it like I am, although I've had a couple that were willing to try it, but of course had their limits. I have been into fisting for a while now and love how much the fetish has grow recently in popularity. Now there's fisting sites up the ass. sorry for the pun lol. I am a 26 year old athletic guy fresh out of college and am straight but have been interested in both giving and receiving with females.  Again hello to everyone here, and thanks for keeping the site strong.

[drippingopensluthole]

Hi kuikahi.  And Welcome.  Hopefully you will enjoy the forum. 

[subgoddess]

Hello everyone.
I am 42, mostly sub woman. I love to have my pussy stretched and fisted and am hoping to get my ass stretched soon.  I am hoping to get to get my fist in my husband but not pushing it.

[Size Matters]

Welcome to the Forum subgoddess! You'll find lots of Great people, posts & threads here. Sounds like you & hubby are havin' lots a FUN! I'll keep an eye out for your future posts & pics!

Cheers,

[pach]

hello. I 32 o.y. man. Living to Russia. I love fisting and big toys. My last achievement 70 mm diametr.

[acdc]

hi and welcome to all our new arrivals


i would love to find out what happened to louisme when he got home from the hospital with his wife

[bi_toy_guy]

Hi all... like Tim I'm a behind the closed door kind of guy who has had a fetish but a wife who doesn't appreciate the fine art of the stretch.  I was formally introduced to a new erogenous zone by an much older sexy woman I met when I was 22.  Now 50, a few years ago after 10 years of marriage and a decline in marital relations I've begun to explore myself again.  I'm getting good but prefer a "hand" with my exploration.  I don't have an open marriage on paper but do have an understanding with a great friend and confidante who is my wife.  Basically, "what happens in Vegas.... etc.".   

I don't have a preference for male or female.  I love the mind and what a good confident experienced person offers. 

More about my beginnings later in the stories section. 

[Amducias]

Hi all.
First of all, i hope you apolgize my bad english. It´s not my home language. Also this is my "first time using a forum" for more than checking data or information.

My name is Tom, i´m 44 years old and i live in marriage since 20 years with the best wife a man can have. That means, by me, our relation has grown up since the first day an there seems no point of ending growth. Fisting and anal sex in general is a very mean part of our sex-life. But we decided also trying other "games of play". i.e. lightly S/M, pumping, clinic-sex, a.s.o. If one of us has a new idea, we´ll try. We both had, at this time, no gay or lesbian experience, but .... who knows. If the right one come along.....

Badly we have, at this time, no pics or movies to upload, ´cause my pc "has sent his spirit to the great hall of lost data", so i have to use the pc of my wife.   

O.k. ..... That´s it, for the first time, i think.